Master, let me tell you about MamaMuffin today:
a) First, she takes me for a little stroll (after it rained and the sun cam out) down to my favorite spot to get into the lake. MamaMuffin had me sit, she unhooked me from the leash and let me go. Meanwhile I ran down to the water and she got the mail. I didn't go in right away, I waited for MamaMuffin to come over. She had this look into her eyes and this huge smile. She then encourages me to jump into the water in my usual spot. OH MY GOSH! MAMAMUFFIN TRIED TO DROWN ME!!! No wonder she looked like she was up to something: the water level had risen so much that my paws couldn't touch the ground- I had to swim. I literally got dunked under and then MamaMuffin wouldn't help me out. I got out, but she could have help, I mean, I did just almost drown and she knew I'd be startled. The nerve of that woman. Well, I got her back later.
b) After the walk, she brought me back to dry off and she decided she'd start digging along the fence light to begin her planting/gardening project. Well, she may getting her Master's degree, but I assure you, she's a dummy somedays. It must have been 100% humidity and HOT HOT HOT outside and this woman decides to start digging a trench? What? Is she nuts? YES, I think so. Well, I went inside and watched her, b/c I'm not that crazy. I think she thought I was going to hang out with her; she brought a bowl of water outside for me, but duh! I have water inside- in the air conditioning. Here's some pictures. I'd played in the trench for a while, a while being 2 minutes and then I headed inside. Yeah, she followed soon after also!
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